My 2019 Naughty Christmas List

As I have been sooooo good naughty this year, I think it is only fair that I publish my 2019 Naughty Christmas List. I hope this list inspires you to get yourself something nice, or to let your partner/s know what you may fancy this year.

So, in no particular order:

  1. Hunter Dildo by Bad Dragon

I have been obsessed with Bad Dragons for so long now, and my desire for the Hunter Dildo ceases to exist. Bad Dragon is an American brand specialising in fantasy inspired toys, and it really speaks to my alien obsession (I did say I was weird). Their reputation is unparalleled and they are known for creating high quality products. I shall warn you that their stuff is not cheap, but I bet it would be worth every penny.

2. Honey Birdette

I know that I am not alone when I say that HB makes some of the most beautiful lingerie in the market right now. I am in love with their harnesses and anything with straps on it. Again, this is a brand of outstanding quality, so is not cheap.

3. Black Label Esse BDSM Tantric Sex Chair

Let’s continue with my fantasy/expensive list by mentioning this beloved piece of furniture. I mean, look at it! Imagine how many thing you can do by having this in your house! If I am honest, it is not 100% as how I would want it, but I take this chair over a spanking bench any time. You can do a million and one positions, be comfortable AND tied up all at the same time. And it looks rather elegant if you ask me.

4. Lelo Insignia Alia Luxury Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

I must be one of the only few people yet to own a Lelo sex toy, so on the list it goes! I know they are famous for their Tiana and couple-friendly ranges but I like to be selfish so this would be my top choice. I love external stimulation and this seems like it would do the job nicely. Once again, not cheap, but hey, this is my dream list.

5. Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo

And finally something more on the affordable side of things! I love glass dildos – not only because you can use it hot or cold, but also because they are aesthetically pleasing to the eye.

I won’t lie to you, there are a million other things I wish I could have, but let’s not be too greedy, shall we? What about you? What would you like to see under the tree this year?

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